Apni Basti Mita Dali Barisho k Khof se
Kon Kehta ha k Hamay Raas Agai Zindagi
Wh to yunhi Hans rhy hy Ansoun k khof se
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
"ANMOL"
Aankhon ma jo tehreerain thi
honton per woh bol na they
hm they un k piyaar k ashiq
Bas haathonma kashkol na they
Hm ne usey toot k chaha
yeh us ka haq tha lekin
Wo bhi hm ko toot k chaey
Hm itney bhi "ANMOL" na they
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
Chandni Raat ma Soney se pehley
Khuwabon ki Dunya ma khoney se pehley
Maine socha k aap ko yaad Dila doon
Mere Liye Dua kr lena sone se Pehley
Mohabat kr saktey ho to Rab se kro "Faraz"....
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..Matti k Khilono se Kabhi Wafa nahi milti.....
Wafa ki laaj ma us ko mana lete to acha tha
"Faraz"
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Ana ki Jang ma aksar judai jeet jati ha ...!!!
Tm mujhe kabhi Dil,Kabhi Ankhon se pukaro
"Faraz".....
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Yeh Honton ka Takal'luf to Zamany k liye ha....
[navy][b]
Kehta tha k tu na mila to mar jaoon ga
"Faraz"...
Woh aaj bhi zinda ha ye baat kisi or ko kehney k liye..!!
Woh Rozz Dekhta ha Dobtey huey Suaj ko
"Faraz"..
"Kash ma bhi kisi Shamm ka Manzar hot"a....!!
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
IF u want to "Mis" me,
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IF u want to "Feel" me,
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So..
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Close ur eyes & Keepur Hands on ur HEART,
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Then Listen....
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Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
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Yes! It's Me.!
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
~Us Lamhe ko Mot Kehtey hian~
"Faraz"...
~Jab Umar Bhar ka saath Ek Lamhey ma Toot Jaye~.....
Suna ha un k "ASHKON" se bujhti ha "PIYAS"Sehra ki....
**Raheel Khaliq**
Jo kehtey they k "PATHER"hain hamey "RONA" nahi aata..
Kuch Munhabat ka Nasha tha Pehley Hum ko
"Faraz"..
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Dil Jo Tuta to NASHEY se Muhabat ho Gayi...
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
[navy][b]
Guze Dino ki Bhuli Hui Baat ki Tarhan,
Ankhon ma jagta ha koi raat ki tahan,
Tm se Umeed thi Nibhaoo ga Dosti,
Tm bhi Badal Gaye Karachi k Halaat ki Tarhan.
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
Khali Hathon ko Kabhi Ghor se Dekha Ha
................"Faraz"...............
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.Kis Tarhan se Log Lakeeon se Nikal Jatey hian ...!!
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
If I Can only touch rainbow.,.,.,.,.
I will wite ur name on top of it to the people know how colorful is my life
to have a fiend like "U".
Mere khusi ki khatir khud ko sambhal rakhna
Us ny kaha tha mujse apna khyal akhna
Is bat ka taqaza mujse jo kr raha tha
kia us ka haq nahi tha mera khyal rakhna
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
Kuch Munhabat ka Nasha tha Pehley Hum ko
"Faraz"..
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Dil Jo Tuta to NASHEY se Muhabat ho Gayi...
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
Kitabon se Daleel Doon ya Khud ko Samney Rakh doon
Wo mujhe se poch Bethey ha MUHABAT kis ko kehtey hain...
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
"Mere Hi Hathon Pe Meri Taqdeer Likhi Ha
"Faraz".....
"Aur Meri Hi Taqdeer Pe Mera Bas Nahi Chalta"..
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
[navy][b]
Sawab samjh kr "DIL" Mera tora krta ha
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Gunah samjh kr hm us se "GILA"nahi kertey .......
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
Kon toley ha ab heeron ma hamary Aansu......?
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Woh jo Ek Dard Ka Tajir Tha Dukan Chorr Gaya.....!!!
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
Khaak uti ha raat bhar mujh ma,
koi phirta ha dar badar mujhe ma,
Mujhe ko mujhe ma hi jaga nahi milti,
Wo ha mojood iss qadar mujh ma ....!!
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
Mujhe Apney Pyar ki khusbu se Nor kr Do
Ma Tmse juda Na Hopao Itna Majbor Krdo
Meri Nas'Nas Ma Bas Jaye Pyar Tera
Ma ksi Or Ko Na Dekhon Itna Magrur Krdo...!
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
MSG OF THE DAY:
"Jin ko Sajdon ma roney ki aadat na ho,
Woh Kabhi Kismat pe nahi roty."
******HAZAT ALI {R.A}******
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
"Har baar na kaha ke k tujhe chorr deinge hm".....
"Na hm itnye Aam hain na yeh tere bas ki baat ha"....
Gham-e-Hayat ka jhagra mita rha ha koi
Chaley aaol Dunya se ja raha ha koi
Azal se keh do k rk jaey do ghari
Suna ha aaney ka Vaada Nibha raha ha koi
Wo is naaz se bethe hain lasah k pass
jaise roothe howe ko mana raha ha koi
Palat ker na aa jaey phir saans Nabzon me
Itney Haseen haton se mayyt Saja raha ha koi
***"RAHEEL KHALIQ"***
Koshish Kro Tm Duniya ma aho Dunya tm ma na rahey kyun k
Kashti jb tak pani ma rehty ha khob tairti ha jb pani kashti ma aa jata ha to wo dob jatiha
*****HAZRAT ALI{R.A}*******
Keh dia hum ne bhi duniya ko aaj Alvida
"FARAZ"..
Dhaltey Suraj k sath Aaj hum ko bhi doob jana Para......
Leha ko pyar tha kinary se.
Pr us ki shadi ho gae sagar se.
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati ha.
Pr Badnaam na ho jaey Muhabat is liye wo laut jati ha ....]
Mangi thi Dua Main Ne Rub Se,
Dena wo Jo Alag Ho Sab Se,
Rub Ne Mila Dia Hum Ko Tm Se,
Aur Kaha Sambhalo ISe,
Yeh Anmol Ha Sab Se...
Us shakh se wabasta khush_fehmi ka ye aalam ha,
Mout ki hichki aai to me samjha k us ne yaad kia...!
MILEY ULJHANO'N SE FURSAT,TOU ZAA DIL SE POOCH LENA...
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KIA FURSATO'N MA YAD KERNA MOHABAT HA...!
"GOLDEN WORDS"
Jis ko tum chaho,
us ko kabhi Azmana mat
Q k Agar Woh Befawa Bhi Nikla
TO Dil
Tumhara hi Totey Ga...!
Teri Yaari Per Hum ko koi shak nai
"Faraz..."
Ye Sach Ha K Teri Wafa Ki Misaal Kisi kothey se Kam Nahi.
Subha teri,Sham meri ho.
Dina tera Raat meri ho.
Hasi Teri udasi meri ho.
Or Jab maut ay to dost,
Kabar teri usma LASH
o hello
TERI HI HO
Meri KYUN HO!
Ungliyuan toot gaen Pather tarashtey tarashtey
"Faraz.."
Aur jab bani soorat-e-Yaar to kharidaar aa gaye
Tanhai me jo choomta ha mary naam k haroof ko ae
"Faraz"...
Mahfil ma wo shaks meri taraf dekhta bhi nahi.
Is Tahan Ghour se Mat Dekh Mera Haath...
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In Lakeeron Ma Hasraton k Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi . .
CHAHAT
Ka sirf ek usool ha
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Insaan Ya to toot k chahta ha,
Ya Phir chahat ma toot jata ha,
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Jab toot k chahe to dunya samet leta ha
Aur jab chahat ma toot jata ha to bikha jata ha!
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Toot k chahey to maut ko hara deta ha
Or chahat ma toot jaey to Zindagi "HAAR" deta ha
Ma ne Kal Ek Jhalak Zindgi Ko Dekha...
Wo meri raah ma kahin gunguna ahi thi ...
Ma ne usy dhondha idhar udhar...
Aankh macholi khelti wo muskura rahi thi...
Ek arsy bad aya tha mery dil ko qarar...
Wo thapki dy ker mujh ki sula rahi thi...
Hum dono kyun they khafa Ek Dosry se?
Ma usko bata rha tha wo mujh ko suna rhi thi...
Ma ne kaha tm ne mjhe dard kyun dia...
US na kaha ma Zindgi hun tujhe jeena sikha rahi thi..!
Main jisju Khati..Muhabbaton ki har ...Aik Had Se....Guzar gaya Hon...
Woh Ab Bhi Mujh.. Se Ye Pochta..HA K Sach Sach Bataoo....Wafa Karo Ge...!
"LOVE"
"I love to walk in rain bcz nobody can see my tear"
"Charlie Chaplan"
Honto se tere honton ko gela kr don,tery honton ko ma or bhi rasila kr du,
tu is qdr pyar kre pyar ki intiha ho jae,tere honton ko chum kr tjhe or bhi nasheela kr don
"Diamond collection"
Dost chahey jitna b bura ban jai,kbhi us se dosti mat torna q k
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai Aag bhujane k kaam aata ha...
"Us ki bewafai pr bhi fida hoti ha jaan apni.
"Faraz"...
"Khuda janey agar us ma wafa hoti to kia hota"....!
Taash k paton k manind hai Zindagi Apni.~!
~Jis ne bhi kheela taqseem kr diaHam ko..~
Us ki Nigah Ma itna Asar Tha..
"Faraz"...
Khareed Li Us Ne Ek Nazar Ma Zindagi hamari.....!
~*~Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafaon Ki Kahani Na Sunaya K...~*~
~*~Hum Wafaoon K Poojari Hain Kharedaar Nahi..~*~
Tumhari Ek Nigah se qatal hote hian Log...!
"Faraz"....
Ek Nazar hm ko bhi dekh lo k zindagi achi nahi lagti...~!
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae!
LIFE is a LIE, when the F is missing.
LIFE is a LIE, when the F is missing.
"F" is nothing but ur Friendship.
I Hope I will never be missing the "F" in my LIFE...!!
The miracle of FRIENDSHIP..
speaks 4m 1 heart 2 another!
It listens 4 unspoken needs!
It recognizes secret dreams.
The FRIENDSHIP understands the silent things!
Troubles are like a washing machine....
Troubles are like a washing machine....
They Twist,
Turn & Knock us around,
but in the end we come out Cleaner,
Brighter & Better than Before. GUD DAY.
Hope is always available to us.
Hope is always available to us.
When we feel defeatd,
we need only to take a deep breath and say,
"Yes,"and hope will reappear.
G-Go 2 bed
G-Go 2 bed
O-Off d light
O-Out of tension
D-Dreams come
N-Nice sleep
I -Ignore worry
G-Get fresh
H-Hav a nice night
T-Thank 2 GOD.
Good night....
Never look 4 Beauty,
Never look 4 Beauty,
It will fade away1day.
Never look4good Skin,
it will grow old1day.
But look 4a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!..
You are like a beautiful flower,
You are like a beautiful flower,
which BLOSSOMS in all its beauty and splendour.
May it spread lots of LOVE and HAPPINESS in your world.
Frndship is a silent gift of nature.
Frndship is a silent gift of nature.
More old,
more strong.
More deep,
more clear.
More close,
more warm&Less words
more undrstanding.
Always be happy, always wear a smile,
Always be happy, always wear a smile,
not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile itself is a reason for others to smile.
Never sacrifice happines 4 achievement.
Never sacrifice happines 4 achievement.
We r al here 4 special reason.
Stop being a prisoner of ur past.
Become the architect of the future.
Do not count wht u hv lost.
Do not count wht u hv lost.
Just see wht u hv now,
b'coz past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things. . . .
God Bless You :-)
Hearts could only luv for a while,
Hearts could only luv for a while,
feets could only walk for some miles,
clothes wont 4ever be in style but having u as my friend is 4ever worthwhile.
If u r stressed,
If u r stressed,
you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..So,
y don't u smile&get dimples?
Keep smiling its very simple
Friendship is vast like universe,
Friendship is vast like universe,
deep like ocean,high like sky,
strong like iron,kind like mother,
cute like me & sweet like u!
Friends and Friendship.
Friends and Friendship.
It's a package of feelings.,
Nobody can make it.,
Nobody can delete it,
Nobody can explain it.
Only we can feel it..
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U...
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U...
but to help u realise your hidden potential.
Let Difficulties Know That YOU ARE DIFFICULT!
It's hard at times to keep in touch
It's hard at times to keep in touch with those who really mean so much,
but side by side or far apart,
a friend lives always inside the heart.
You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet.
you are like you.
and that's the reason why I love you!
When I pray I don't see God,
When I pray I don't see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I don't see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.
Sweet is your "Nature"
Sweet is your "Nature"
Dear is your "Name"
As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.
I want nothing…
But Happiness for You.
U + Ur smile = Its beautiful.
Star + Moonfiltered= Romantic night.
Bird + Sky = Lovely day.
Forest + Animal = Re-freshing world.
U + Ur smile = Its beautiful.
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhaye gi Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!
The happiest of people
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...
I got nothing else 2 offer
I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!
A good friend is like a computer;
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
A combination of sms...
What makes some people Dearer? It's not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel, when u miss them. Miss U
• Sun glows for a day, candle for an hour, matchstick for a minute, but a good day can glow forever, so start ur day with a smile. Gud Day
• If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u
• Do u know the relation between smile & ur face? Ur face luks gud with a smile but smile luks better when it's on ur face... Keep Smiling.
• The breeze has awakened the Earth & Sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Gud Morning
• Dreams visit us when we r asleep but God is truely wise, he wakes us up every day & give a chance to make our dreams come true. Gud Morning
• Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u
• Night has ended 4 another day; Morning has come in special way. May u smile like d blissful rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day. Gud Morning!
• God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that's impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it. Gud Morning
• Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, and every sms is a sign of remembrance
Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
• Hope u have nightmares, coz it's disappointing to wake from a dream but when u wake from a nightmare, u r relieved that it's not true. Gud Day!
• Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
• A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart.
• I long for the day through the year that u so ceremoniously tie rakhi & pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday
• Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.
• Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive & it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. Happy Friendship Day!
• We spend our days waiting for ideal path to appear in front of us, but we forget that paths r made by walking, not waiting. Gud Morning
• If through ur window there is a new day breaking, thank God for the promise, though mind & soul be aching. Gud Morning !
• True friends see u true, believe in things u wanna do, feel glad wen ur dreams come true, best of all they don't judge, they simply luv u coz u r u
• You r the one that I adore; You r everything I asked for & so much more. You r my angel oh so fine, I've found a luv to last a lifetime.
• I wish you were here with me, I wish I was there with you, but most of all I wish I didn't have to wish for you!
• If u r in luv, accept it, respect it & njoy it. But if u r not, then don't worry coz sumone, sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u
• Believe it or not, a true friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother & luvs more than a lover
• If u Love someone then add some wings to ur Love. After having wings if it still decide to stay with u, then it's a True Luv
• Don't luv the luv unless the luv luvs u & if the luv luvs u, luv the luv in such a way that it doesn't luv anybody else!
• In life, do the Ordinary God'll do the Extraordinary; Do the Natural God'll do the Supernatural; Do the Possible & God'll do the Impossible
• A Friend's Luv says: If U ever need anything, I'll be there.
True Luv says: U'll never need anything, I'll be there
• Take my hand & lead me from this place. Chase away my doubts & fears, wipe the tears off from my face. I can't stand-alone; I need ur hand to hold
• The human brain is most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hrs, 365 days; it functions right from the time u were born until u fall in luv
• If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain; in order to love you gotta risk the pain.
• Whnever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
• We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship... I can sum up our relationship in those three words....U R Lucky.
• My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left...I.C.U or..... U C me.
• Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow
• Difficulties in ur life don't come to destroy u but to help u realise ur hidden potential & power. Let difficulties know that u 2 r Difficult.
• Anyone can make u smile & anyone can make u cry but it takes a special person to make u smile with tears. You are such a person to me.
• The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & Miss U
• The worst part of life is missing a friend and you know what the best of life is... having a friend worth missing. Miss U!
• Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
• Always ask God to give u wht u deserve & not what u desire. UR desires may be few but u deserves a lot. Have a Great Day!
• A Smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they r accepted, liked & appreciated. So here's a big Smile 4 U
• My frendship is like sugarcane. You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp, still all you'll get is Sweetness!
• A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning
• Think of difficult people as sandpaper, they may rub & scratch u painfully but u'll end up smooth and polished & the sandpaper ends
• Be a candle, be a light, be a twinkle in the dark, be a hope, be an inspiration & make a big difference in others heart
• Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz in this world we are just for a while
• I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you're the only one who makes my laughter grow and my tears dissapear
January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed..... ..
U....
R....
Always....
A HEADACHE to me !!!!
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along with me
I'll take u an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are given your last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
Fool........ ....
I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
It got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
It got blown away,
So I wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
I got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... Continues with smoke.....and ends in
Ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers
Ur smile can be compared to a flower
Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur innocence to a child
But in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best
True love is like a pillow
U can hug when u r in trouble
U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
So when u need true love
Spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
Dear Friend,
When I ask u flower,
U give me bouquet
When I ask u a stone
U give me a statue
When I ask u a feather
U give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
When I call u;
1 ring means I'm thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to
Exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
It functions 24hrs 365 days.....
It functions right from the time u r Born.... Until you fall in love
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler had commited suicide
SMS COLLECTION...
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need you.
Years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with you will never die.
A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
A friend gives hope when life is low,
A friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
A friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is you.
If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea.
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree.
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy.
If friendship is lif,e I will give you mine.
If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest,
if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable,
If you are a Star you are the Brightest,
and since you are my "FRIEND" you are the BEST!
A special friend is rare indeed,
it seems to be a special breed,
yes,
perfect friends are very few,
so lucky I am for having you.
When God opened the window of the heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today?
I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them.
I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
Learn to Love d people who r willing to Love u at present,
4get d people d past and Thank dem 4hurting u which let u to Love d people u have rite now!
People say,
we need maps to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.Coz wthout a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.
Luv is like a Ice Cube,
D Harder U Hold on to it,
D faster It'll disappear.
Al u'll have in ur hand will B Tears of Crushed Love...
We're like Tea Bags,
where true strength comes out when we're put in hot water.
So when problems come 2 U,
just think...
U must be God's favourite cup of Tea.
Dont" keep me in ur eyes,
i may fall as tears.
Keep me in ur heart,
so that ur every "heart beat" may reminds u that there is "someone 4 u"...
All mornings r like paintings,
u need a little inspiration 2 get u going,
a little smile 2 brighten it & a msg from some1 who cares 2 color.
Very Good morning :-)
Many in a Train
50 in bus
20 in van
10 in Sumo
6 in car
4 in auto
2 in bike but
Only 1 in my HEART
it's you
Each of us is a star dat shines wt the rest.
Sometimes we twinkle alone,
but when u feel like ur abt to lose ur own sparkle,
im here to add more glow!
Wat is life?
What u make it to be.
Wat is happiness?
What ur heart sees.
Wat is love?
Precious if true.
Wat is friendship?
Nothing without u.
We Meet to create Memories & We Depart to Preserve them.
To Meet & Depart is way of Life,But to Depart & Meet is Hope of Life !
miss you sms.
In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.
Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!
nice and cool sms collection
Love is a fire but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house you can never tell.
We take a risk when we open our hearts because the truth is if we open our hearts we will get hurt you cannot open your heart and not have some hurt.
One best book
is equal to
hundred good friends...
BUT,
One good friend
(like u) is equal to
a library..! GOOD MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY
SomE SaY it..
*
SomE ThinK it...
*
SomE Know it...
*
buT, i MEaN it..
.***......***.
* YoU R So *
* Sweet *
"*.,.*"
I drank TV while watching coffee.. I washed mobile while talking on my shirt.. I switched off d bed when i laid on my lights.. Dat's hw i go stupid wen i mis
s u
What is friendship? You fight about the smallest things in life when you are together and miss those very smallest things when you are torn apart by time!!
No1 cn go back & make a new beginnin,bt any1 cn start frm nw & make a happy endin! hope u'll hv a day dat starts right&ends happy.Gud Mornin
The loveliest day comes wen u wake up to find tht love still colour world thru people who truely care n nvr fail to remember u.
Whether u r sleeping or doin ur work... Whether u r clean or mudddy... Whether u walk or drive a gadddi... U'd always b my DOST... MY BUDDDY!!
When u feel HAPPY press 98,
feel LONELY press 31,
MISS me press 09,
want a SMILE press 06,
need FRIEND press 04,
press them all together & u can hear me..
nice & cool sms
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...
A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"
FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to a Moment
called...
"F O R E V E R"
is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..
Friendship Test
Call if U love me
Missed Call if U are a true friend
Text back if U care
Text a joke if U like me
Just ignore if U hate ME?
I'll wait 5mins.
The ,-# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,
No LimitS,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..."
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
Agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes.
A Friend is:
1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving and...
90% Good Looking that's why...
I'm your Friend!
nice * cool sms.
Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u -
it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp....
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
() """ ()
( 'o' ) hey..
( ,>o<, ) Dost... () _"""_ () ( o ) ( ,("") ) Naaraj ho... Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho... Chalo jaldi se SMS karo.. If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me... God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find. Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME! $'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$' MOHABBAT means... $'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$' M - aut O - oljhan H - aarna A - asoo B - barbadi B - ewafai A - ndhera T - anhai, I agree? Do you? You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = sweet You = Cute You = gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous me = lier! :) Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... As a person u r: => ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!
Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye
Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!
Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!
Life is like:
MATHS:
Friend kO
Plus karO
+
Dushman kO
Minus karO
-
Khushia kO
Multiply karO
*
Gam kO
Divide karO
:-
aur
.
Life kO
enjoy karO!
( ',' ?????
Friendship sms.... a nice collection
Aapki dosti ke ek nazar chahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye...
Bas yu hi saath chalte raho ae dost,
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye...
Sawaal paani ka nahi,Pyaas ka hai...
Sawaal maut ka nahi,Saans ka hai..
Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahi vishwas ka hai...
Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhul jaoge do chaar mulakaton mein..
Humse bachkar kaha jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai in haathon mein..
Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai...
Nazar ki duniya veeraan ho gayi hai....
Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi....
Ye Zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai...
Hum to pehle se hi aapke hai..
Kya zarurat hai aajmane ki...
Yad na kar ae dost gum nahi,
Par khawish na kar bhul jane ki....
Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
PAr Khush-naseeb Hai Hum, Jo Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai.!
Hamare har raaz ka jo humraaz hai,
Jo saaya bankar har pal hamare saath hai,
Hamari har khushiyo ka jo haqdar hai,
Tu hi to wo hamara dost lajawab hai....
Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap..
Kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap...
Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai,,,
Par mere liye phulo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap...
Karz dosti mein chukane nahi hote..
Ehsaan dosti mein jataane nahi hote..
Bus salamat rahe ye yarana hamara..
Kyoki ye rishte kabhi purane nahi hote..
Meri dosti ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To meri dosti ko behisaab paoge...
Paani ke bulbule si hai meri dosti,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundhte reh jaoge....
Is hawa mein khushbu hai tumhari,
Is chand ki roshni mein surat hai tumhari....
Is dil se jo mar kar bhi juda na ho sake,
Woh dosti hai tumhari....
Apun dono ki dosti ekdam jakkash hone mangta;
Jakkash bole to Apun HAAR tu MOTI,
Apun SABJI tu ROTI.
Apun PANI tu TANKI,
Apun TARZAN tu MONKEY.
Fursat kise hain Jakhmo pe malham lagane ki.
Neegahe badal gayee apano aur baigano ki.
Tum na chhodna dosti ka haath kabhi.
Warana tamanna na rahegi naye dost banae ki.
Yaadna karoge to Satayenge,
Ruthoge to Manayenge.
Royoge to Hasaynge,
DOST hai hum SAYA nahi,
jo ANDHERE main SAATH chor jayenge
Hotho pe aate ho baat ban ke,
Dil mein aate ho yaad ban ke.
Aankho mein aate ho sapna ban ke,
Ho sake to hamesha meri zindagi mein rehna sachche dost ban ke.....
Ret ki zarurat har Registhan ko hoti hai,
Sitaaron ki zarurat har aasman ko hoti hai.
Aap hamein bhool mat jana,
Kyonki sacche DOST ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai.....
Beshak thoda intzaar mila humko...
Par khuda se bdakar yaar mila humko....
Tamanna na rahi jannat ki..
Ae dost teri dosti mein wo pyaar mila humko....
Teri khushi se hi nahi,
Gam se bhi rishta hai mera....
Tu Zindaji ka ek aham hissa hai mera....
Ye dosti tumse sirf Lafzo ki nahi......
Ruh se ruh ka rishta hai mera......
Ek sapna - Kisi apne se milna,
Ek ittefaq - Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,
Ek haqiqat - Aap se dosti karna aur,
Ek tamanna - Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....
Ae dost teri dosti par naaz karte hain,
Har waqt milne ki fariyad karte hain.
Hame nahi pata,
Par gharwale batate hain ki hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hain.
Kabhi Dost kehte ho,
Kabhi dua dete ho,
Kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho.
Par jab bhi humse baatein karte ho,
Khuda kasam khushi se rula dete ho.........
Saato Asman ki Ser ham kar aaye,
Har ek tare se Dosti Kar aaye,
Ek Tara khas tha jise ham apne saath le aaye...
Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap Is Jameen par kaise aaye?
Asman se utari hai,
Taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Ae Dost sambhal ke rakhna yeh dosti,
Ye dosti hamari zindagi bhar ki kamai hai....
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...
Aasman tumse naraz hai,
Taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain
Kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...
Yeh WORLD hai na WORLD,
is mein do tarah ke log hote hai;
Ek jo kabhi kisi ke dil mein jagah nahi bana paate
aur doosre jo kabhi kisi ke dil se juda nahi ho paate..
HUM aur TUM in doosre logon mein se hai!!
Judai aapki rulate rahegi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal Pal Jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har Saans Yaari Nibhati rahengi...
Dost gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
hausala chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.
Suraj paas ho na ho,
Roshni aaspas rehti hai,
Dost paas ho na ho,
Dosti aas pas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap paas ho na ho,
aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!
Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahin milta,
Har bagh ko phool ka dulaar nahin milta,
maine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost,
Har dost ko aap jaisa DOST nahi milta!
Unhe aadat hai zakham dene ki.
Apni toh fitrat hai gum chupane ki,
ab toh aadat si pad gayi hai aasu pi jane ki,
kya haseen saza di hai zaalim ne dosti rakhne ki…
Apki yaad me udaas hein,
bas aapse milne ki aas hai,
chahe dost kitne hi kyo na ho,
apne liye to aap hi khaas hai…
Hamesha kush rehana mere yaar!
kisi ki chahat par jinda rahne wale hum naa the,
kisi par mar mitne wale hum naa the,
aadat si pad gayi hai aapko yaad karne ki,
varna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum naa the.
college mein school ki yaad aayi.
javani mein bachapan ki yaad aayi.
kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
jindagi ka karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi........
Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi.....,
Khata itni hain ki hum batate nahi.....
Dosti aapke anmol hain hamare liye.....
Samajhte ho aap isliye jatate nahi.......
1+1=2 Eyes that look at U..
4+1=5 Senses miss U.
12+12=24 hrs thinking about U
3+4=7 days in week miss u.
1+11=12 Months I need A friend Like U..
Dur hote huve bhi
Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.
Ekk khwab,
Ekk kheyal,
Ekk hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padne
wali har jarurat
ho tum,
jisko roj Ekk sms
karne ko dil kare,
Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....
Life
is
a
lie
when
F
is
missing.
"F" is nothing but
"FRIENDSHIP".
apne dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,
Chand Lamho Ki Zindgani Hai,
Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte,
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Gujarish Karni Padegi...
Kyun Ki Dost To Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte
chala ja msg tu banke GULAB,
Hogi Dosti sacchi to ayega jawab,
agar na aya jawab to mat hona tu udas,
Samajh lena hamare liye waqt nahi hai unke pass..
Teri Dosti Ham Istarah Nibhaaein Gey~~~~~
Tum Roaz Khafa Hona Ham Roaz Manaein Gey~~~~~~
Mananey Sey Maan Jaana
Warna Ye Bhegi Palkein Ley Kar Kahan Jaaein Gey
A friend means
Someone I MISS.....
Someone I CARE.....
Someone I NEED.....
Someone I LOVE.....
Someone I TRUE.....
Someone I SPECIAL.....
Someone I LIKE....
Thats U....
Din sara yaadon me guzar jata hai,
Phir bhi raat ko aapka hi khayaal aata hai...
Kuch yaadein is kadar ban jaati hain ki,
Aaine me bhi chehra aapka nazar aata hai...
Nikalte hai aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,
Toot jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,
Aisi koi raat nahi hoti....
Aapki yaadon ke rehte hum tanha nahi,
Aapko hum yaad na karein aisa koi lamha nahi...
Aapki yaad hi aapka ehsaas hai,
Har waqt lagta hai aap hamare paas hain....
JAB AKELE HOTE HAIN,
AAPKO YAAD KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AAPKO YAAD KARTE HAIN,
TO THODA RO LETE HAIN,
JAB THODA ROTE HAIN TO AANKHO KO BAND KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AANKHO KO BAND KARTE HAIN TO AAPKO PAA LETE HAIN,
Takdeer Ne Chaha
Takdeer Ne Bataya
Takdeer Ne Aapko aur Humko Milaya
Khushnasib the hum ya woh pal jab aap jaisa Anmol dost is zindagi me aaya
Dosti ka hum hak yun ada kartein hai,
Tere naam par ye jaan fida kartein hai,
Phool sa bhi jakhm na aaye mere dost ko bas khuda se yehi dua kartein hai.
Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,
Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain...
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,
Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain...
Fiza me baharon ke sawarne se pehle aasman me sitaron ke bikharne se pehle....
Humne Khuda se maangi thi dosti aapki is zamin par utarne se pehle....
Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain....
aansu tere nikle to aankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho,
rabb kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ke jute tujhe pade aur galti meri ho.....
Teri muskurahat meri pehchaan hai,
Teri khushi meri jaan hai...
Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le,
Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai... ***
When the night comes
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.
Friendship is a little more trust
Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"!
When ur alone, When ur crying
When ur alone, When ur crying, When ur upset, Don't think of me!! just call me coz incoming is free for me.. my friend!!
Friendship is a wonderful word
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
I asked God 4 a flower
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree...
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
Help ever... hurt never
Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!
The ship that will never sink
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
One tree can start a forest
One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!
If u drop me,
If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...
Feelings R many but Words R few..
Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!
Longest love is mother's love
Longest love is mother's love,Shortest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!
Conducting a blood test on u
Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!
A friend gives hope when life is low
A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to go,A friend is
honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!!
True friendship never fades with Time:)
True friendship never fades with Time:), become more tasteful like old Wine:)), only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!
MY FRIEND should be..
MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far, My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die!
Remember that you are unique..
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
keep the lamp of friendship
keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!
I cant find a reason why God gave U to me
I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U...
FRIENDS in HEart R D worst TENANTS
FRIENDS in HEart R D worst TENANTS. They CAPTURE the HEart, pay no Rent, Dont VATATE & If at all they LEAVE, Thay just BREAK down the Room they LIVED.
10 messages received
10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
Make your life a house your heart can live in
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
I must have been born under a lucky star
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to
If i get ur Smile
If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world!
FuNNy SmS
Zindagi me aapki ahmiyat ko bata nahi sakte,
dil me aapki jagah hum dikha nahi sakte,
kuch rishte anmol hote he,
ye hum aapko samjha nahi sakte
Log puchte hai meri mohaba ke bare mai,
Main apni kahani kyon kahun,
Kahaniya toh bangegi meri maut ke baad,
Main apni jubani kyon kahun..
Zarurat hi nahi alfaaz ki,
dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
door se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki.
AKSAR jab hum aapko yaad karte hai,
apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai,
umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko,
kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar karte hai.
Teri khushi se hi nahi,gum se bhi rista hai mera,
yeh jo teri zindgi hai vo ek hissa hai mera,
e dost tujhse labjon ka nahi RUH ka bhi rishta hai mera....!!
Nazar milake,humse nazar chura mat lena,
dost bana ke humko dusman bana mat dena,
mana ki hum dur hai aapse,
isi baat ko bahana banakar hum ko bhula mat dena?
Mohabbat har insaan ko azmaati hai,
kisi se rooth jati hai or kisipe muskarati hai,
mohabat khel hi aisa hai,
kisika kuch nahi jata or kisiki jaan chali jati hai.
Zindagi kuch is tarah basar hoti,
Har khushi mera humsafar hota,
TUM mere safar ki manzil ho,
KAASH TUMKO bhi yeh khabar hoti....
Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuchh keh jati hai,
tadpne kliye sirf yade reh jati hai,
kya farak padhta hai dil ho ya koyla,
jalne k baad sirf rakh hi reh jati hai
Wajud nahi wo hasti kis kam ki,
maZa na de wo masti kis kam ki,
jaha dil na lage wo basti kis kam ki.
aur apko yad na kare to DOSTI kis kaam ki.
Zikr tera hi aata hai mere har fasane me.
Tujhe jaan se zyada chaha humne zamane me.
Tanhaion me tera hi sahara mila.
Nakamyab rahe tujhe aksar hum bhulane me..
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
jis din aapko apne hathon se banaya hoga,
usne bhi bahaye honge ansu,
jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga ..
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayege,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna Yeh bheegi palkein leke kaha jayenge.
Na puja na snan na mandir na bhagwan,
subah hote hi hamara sabse pehla kaam,
ek pyara sa sms ek pyare se dost ke naam.
Tairna hai to samandar mein tairo,
nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai ?
Pyar karna hai to watan se karo
In bewafa hasino mein kya rakha hai.
Kal raat sapne mein,
Teri tasveer bna dali,
DIL ko itni achhi lagi ke seene se laga dali,
Kisi ki nazar na lag jaye is liye aansuon se mita dali....
Bahut khushnuma kal ki raat guzri,
kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri,
na neend aayi na khwaab koi,
bas aapke hi khayalon ke saath guzri.
Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni,
koi jalaata bhi nahi aur bahaata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele hai raahon me dil ki,
koi sataata bhi nahi aur manaata bhi nahi.
Tuta hua sheesha phir jora nahi jata,
Ankh se nikla hua aansoo phir wapis nahi aata.
Tum to keh ke bhool chuke ho sab kuch,
Lekin humse wo pal bhulaya nahi jata....
Khushion se naraz hai meri zindgi.
Payar ki mohtaz hai meri jindgi.
Has leta hun logon ko dikhane ke liye.
Varna dard ki kitab hai meri zindgi
Maana hum itne sweet nahi ki sugar ho jaye,
Na hi itne salty ki b.p.high ho jaye,
Na hi itne tasty ki maza aa jaye,
Itne kadwe b nahi ki humari yaad na aaye.
Barh gaye kuch aur uljhan rabta karne k bad,
Khud se bhi shikwa raha un se gila karne k bad,
Is se barh kar aur kia hum per sitam hoga yahan,
Mashwara manga hai us ne faisla karne k bad.
Hum to hai khule dil Ke pyar Kar lenge,
teri Har bat ka aitbar Kar lenge.
Tum Jhooth hi keh do Ke hum aayenge,
saari zindagi tera intzaar kar lenge.
Har phul ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna b pyarki nisani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm Nahi fir b kyu ye dard ka ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka 1 tukda aaj b uske pass hai
Kabhi jasbat to kabhi yadon ko dafan kiya karte hai.
Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hai.
Mohtaj to nahin mera pyar kisi ka,
jane kyo fir bhi tera intezar kiya karte hai.....
Darte hai aag se, Kahi jal na jaye,
Darte hai khwab se kahi toot na jaye,
Lekin sab se zayada darte hai aap se,
Kahi aap hume BHOOL na jaye..
Aaj fir tum nazar nahi aye.
Fir tamannaon ke fool murjhaye.
Na jane kin galion me kho gaye tum,
hum to police station se pagalkhane tak dekh ayE.
Mangi thi dua ashiyane ki,
Chal padi andhiya zamane ki,
mera gum koi na samejh saka,
kyuki meri addet thi muskurane ki.
Manzil k tarf badte chalo jo dil kahe us rah ko chuno.
Piche walo ko aage nah jane do,
jo age hai unse age niklo Tab tum achche RIKSHAWALA Ho
Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki,
duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.
yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai,
lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
Wat frustrates a SARDAR?
Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar.
We WIN
and LOSE
things
everyday.
But
trust me
on one
thing:
You
will
NEVER
lose
ME!
I will
ALWAY§
be thr.
To eat ùr head!
(",)
JL.
Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS nehi karte ho,
uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!
PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.
Tmhari yadon ko rok pana hai mushkil,
rote hue dil ko manana hai muskil,
ye dil apko kitna yad krta hai,
ek sms me likh pana hai mushkil...
Chiraagon ki roshni jab zara hili,
laga tumhari ek aahat si mili,
jaake dekha jab dar pe, to phir wahi kafir hawa mili..
Pyar means....
P = phone karna..
Y = yaad karna..
A = azadi khona..
R = rote rehna ki kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yad aaye..So don't love.
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dnge
Meri zindagi me Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi me kabhi sham hone na denge
Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach KaheNaKahe Aetabar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.
Khwabo main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.
Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hont Hansi Ko Tarse,
Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.
Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron....
Dilo ko khridne wale hazar mil jayege,
aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
milega na aapko hm jesa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi,
uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi,
msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi...
Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Morna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chorna
Aye Dost!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain hain Torna
SEENAY main DIL hai , DIL main DARD HAI
DARD main NASHA hai , NASHAY main TANHAI hai
TANHAI main AARZOO hai , AARZOO main HASRET hai
HASRAT main UMEED hai , UMEED main YAQEEN hai
YAQEEN main KHYAAL hai , KHYAAL main TASUWAR hai
TASUWAR main aik TASVEER hai , TASVEER main TOU hai
TUJH main aik ADAA hai , aur yeah ADAA mujhay PASAND hai
Nazron se Nazrein Tum Churaoge kab tak,
Dosti aakhir Chhupaoge kab tak,
Mere Paigam Tumhe milte Rahenge yuhi Sada,
M$G ko Mere apane Mobile se Mitaoge kab tak?
Kal agar main mar bhi jaun,
e-dost mere marne ka gam na karna,
aansu bhi na bahana,
meri maeyat bhi na uthana,
sidhe upar chale ana,
party karenge
Teri khawish us waqt bahut tarpati hai..
sawan me koi boond jab hotho par aakar bikhar jati hai..
meri ruh bhi tarpne lagti hai us pal..
jab thandi hawa teri gali se guzar kar aati hai..
Aankhon mein tera aks utar lenge..
khushi tujhko deke gam udhar lenge..
tere jaane ke baad aayegi jab teri yaad..
tere khayalon mein hi waqt guzaar lenge..
Ruthna mat hume manana nahi aata,
door mat jana hume bulana nahi aata.
Tum bhul jao, tumhari marzi..
Hum kya karen hume to bhulana bhi nahi aata
Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,
yaad meri aaye jab judai me,
mehsus karna tumhare hi pass hu me,
jab chahe dekh lena apni parchayi me..
Dil se...
"E kalam zara Ruk-Ruk ke chal ..."
Gazab ka mukam aaya hai...
"Thodi der thahar jäa kyunki.."
"Teri nok ke neeche mera dost ka naam aaya hai...."
KABHI PATJHAR MEH BHAR AATI HAI,
KABHI BHAR MEH BHI PHOOL NAHI KHILTE !
KISI KI LAASH PER BANTA HAI TAJMAHAL ,
KISI KI LASH KO KAFAN NAHI MILTE !!
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
roshan raate aur khubsoorat savera ho,
jaari rakhenge hum duao ka silsila,
kamyaab har manzil par kadam tumhara ho.
Neend na aaye raato me,
chain na aaye baato me,
huzoor humare saath waqt bitaya kariye,
dil nahi bharta in choti choti SMS ki baaton me.
LARDKA AUR LARDKI KI SOOCH
"LARDKI BOLI:
chandni chand say hoti hay sitaaro say nahi
chandni chand say hoti hai sitaaro say nahi
mohabat aik say hoti hai hazaro say nahi
LARDKA BOLA:
chandni agar chand say hogi to sitaaro ka kia hoga
chandni agar chand say hogi to sitaaro ka kia hoga
mohabat agar aik say hogi to hazaro ka kia hoga
* CHANDRAMUKHI *
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Tu Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi,mein bhi sukhi,,
** DOSTI KAROO **
dosti karo college wali se,
piyar karo office wali se,
programme karo paaroos wali se,
aankh ladao sali se,
love karo dil wali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.
1st Aasool peyaar ka
"pyar ka 1st asoul hai kay iss say phelay kay USSAY aap say acha milay,
aap uss say pehlay uss say acha dhoud lo
Zulfain
Aapki zulfain hain ghup andhera
ho ja ganji kar day sawera
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aapki zulfon ko hum nahin bhoolaingay
gar aapnay yeh katadin to hum kahan jhoolaingay
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JOSHHHH
ALLAH ALLAH kya josh hai mere deewane mein hai.
kal zamanat pe churwaya aaj phir thane mein hai
PAISAA
IS DUNYA MEIN PAISA HI SAB KUCH NAHI HAI,
KUIN K AB MASTER CARD AND VISA CARD AAGAEY HAIN.
MOTi!i
Chappal chhoti ho to PaaOn main nahi aati
Biwi Moti ho to Bahon Main Nahi Aati
DuAa
"kush rahai tu sada yeh dua hai meri
teri premika hi bun jaye bhaabhi teri
~~..Devdas..~~
Abba nay kaha (Awara Gerdi) chord do,,
Amma nay kaha dair say (Soona )chord do,,
Friends nay kaha (Paisay )mangna chord do,,
Parosiyun nay kaha (Jhankna) chord do,,,
Dil nay kaha (Study) chord do,,,,
Girl Friend nay kaha (Free) hona chord do,,
Mainay kaha mera (Sir ) hi phord do,,
Aik waqt aaiga jub (GOD) kahay ga ye dunya hi chord do,,,,
BHAI
Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe
Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe
wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil
wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe
Suna hai khuda ke darbar se
kuch farishtey farar ho gaye.
kuch to vapas chale gaye
aur kuch humare yaar ho gaye..!
Zindagi kaha kisi ko ras ati hai,
vo to pal do pal ki hi saathi hai,
marna to sirf ek bahana hai,
aap sabse pecha jo chudana hai.....
Kal fursat na mili to kya karoge,
itni mohlat na mili to kya karoge,
roz keh dete ho
kal sunege kal Sunege,
kal agar meri hi ankhe na khuli to kya karoge.
TUT GAYA DIL PAR ARMAN WOHI HAI,
DUR REHTE HAI FIR BHI PYAR WOHI HAI,
JANTE HAI KI MIL NAHI SAKTE,
MAGAR IN ANKHON MAIN INTEZAR WOHI HAI.
Pyar toh kabhi-kabhi aankho tak rehta hai,
magar dosti dil ke karib hoti hai,
pyar toh chand khushiya dekar thak jata hai,
magar dosti gum mein sharik hoti hai.
Yahi To Khubsurat Pyar Ka Nata Hai,
Jo Bina Kisi Shart Ke Jiya Jata Hai,
Rahe Duriyan Darmiya To Kya Hua,
Pyar To Harpal Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai...
Mulakat maut ki mehman ho gayi,
Nazar ki duniya veeran ho gayi,
meri saase bhi meri nahi,
ye zindgi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi...
Aap ki yaad dil bekarar karti hai
Nazar talash aap sabko bar bar karti hai,
Gila nahi jo door hain aapse,
aap sabki toh judai bhi humsey pyaar karti hai:-)
Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi
meri har khusi tere nam hogi
ek baar kuch mang ke to dekh
hoto pe hasi aur ye zindagi tere nam hogi.
Bina khwabo k bhi koi so paya hai.
Bina yaadon k bhi koi kho paya hai.
Dosti aapki dhadkan hai is dil ki...
Dil bhi kabhi dhadkan se juda ho paya hai..
Sweet is your "Nature"
Dear is your "Name"
As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.
I want nothing…
But Happiness for You.
Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai,
Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai,
Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe
Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai
Aaj is kadar raha me ishq bikhara pada hua hai,
Aaj har khusbo fiki aur gumanaam har dua hai,
Is anjan duniya me aap kaha se aa gaye koun ho aap,
Jis ne mujhe mohabbat se chhuaa hai.
Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!
Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin,
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.
You are my sweet sona,
I dont want to u khona,
plz give me your heart ka kona,
Otherwise I will start rona dhona
What I feel for you,is really true.
You got to know,I need you so.
When you are gone,I can't go on.
Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
har dharkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain
I've notice that being with u,
I smile a little more often,
I anger a little less quickly,
the sun shines a little brighter & life is much
sweeter.
I LOVE YOU.
Itna jaldi daaman chor diya,
Itna chaldi vaada tor diya,
Abhi to zindagi ka sansein hai baaki,
Aur aapne abhi se YAAD karna chor diya
feeling,
pyar.
Best realationship,
dosti.
Best person,
hum.
Best friend,
tum.
dia hai upper waley ne mobile to itni to kadar kia karo,
na karo call per her roz do char sms to kia karo,.
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Bhej bhej k bheja kharab karte ho,
Bhejte ho to b kya bhejte ho,
Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
yeh aisa msg hai......... .... ,
jisay nalaik parhtey hain,
bewakoof save kartey hain,
pagal delete kartey hain....
app kya karney waley hain ;)
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai...
Sone ko sona katta hai...
Lohe ko loha katta hai..
Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din..
Tumhe kutta katega...
Boss: to his P.A.: Itne khilari q football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Boss: pagal,
Ball to pahle se he gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Bhule se b kisi ko na rulana,
Zindagi mai sab ko hansana,
Dushman ko b gale lagana
phir b koi gam ho to apun ko 0321-2232959 par phone lagana ;)
Sardar: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta hoon to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
New punishment 4 mobile owners...
Miss call k liay jail...
call k liay phansi...
sms k liay Umerqaid...
lekin TUM mat daroo..
KANJOOSE ko to "AIK LAKH" ka inaam hai!!!
IDE3238,
IDE3457,
LOD1234,
PH 1257,
IDL1297,
LOG1945,
AREY ITNE GHOR SE KIA DEKH RAHEY HO AAJ SHAAAM SE PEHLE IN SAB CARS PE KAPRA MAAR DENA .
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dekh kia rahe hoo.?
chavaniya hian...
utha lo...
SMS karne k kaam ayengi KANJOOS..... ......:)
Jo is SMS ko dekh raha hai..
Wo..LOVEABLE,
SMART,
CUTE,
SWEET,
INTELLIGENT,
INNOCENT,. nahi hai
to kia huva?..
jis nay bheja hai wo to hai..:)
Yeh sulagta Jism,
Yeh kanp kanpaate Hont,
Yeh Thartharata hua Badan,
Yeh larkharati Aawaz,
Mujhe pahle he pata tha k tumhe MALARIA hai.
Yash Johar iz producing a new film
& iz searching 4 new talent.
I've suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie's name iz "AKKAL HO NA HO"
Mat parh...
mat parh...
mat parh....
abay mat parh...
chal maira kiya jata hai parhey ja mai ney kaun sa agay kuch likha hai.
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo ge kiya???
KAHA JAATA HAI K ACCHAY LOG DUNIYA SE JALD CHALE JAATAY HAIN.
ACHHA HUA K TUM ACHHAY NAHIN HO
PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAIGA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA
Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: kis se baat kar rahay ho.
1ST: Biwi se.....
2ND: Itne... pyaar se....?
1ST: Tumhari hai.
Daku Banta k ghar mein ghusa aur bola : Sona kahan hai, jaldi batao??
Banta : Poora ghar khali hai, jahan sona hai so jao.!
GOD knows the value of heart..so he make Luv,
GOD knows the value of nite..so he make dreamz,
GOD knows the value of frnd..so he make "u" and gifted "u" to "me"
* Bat aisi ho k jazbat kam na houn*
* khayalat aisay hon k gham na ho*
* Dil k kisi konay mai itni jaga rakhna*
* k khali khali sa lagay jab HUM na houn..*
Yad na karoge to SATAYENGEY..
Ruthouge to MANAYENGE..
Rowge to HANSAYENGE..
"DOST" hain hum,
"SAYA" nahi jo
"ANDHERE" main saath chor jayenge..
kya kahoon tujhe....
khwaab kahoon to toot jayega,
dil kahoon to bikhar jayega.....
aa tera naam zindagi rakh doon,
maut se pehle to tera saath na ***** payega.
Phool se mehak ko mitaya nahi jata,
suraj se kiran ko hataya nahi jata,
DOSTI mai doori kitni bhi ho,
aap jaise DOST ko bhulaya nahi jata..
Karz dosti ka ada koun karega,
dost na ho to dosti koun karega
aye khuda mere dost ko salamat rakna
varna mere jeenay ki dua koun karega.
Best..Gift ZINDAGI
Best..Ehsaas KHUSHI
Best..Feeling PYAAR
Best..Relation DOSTI
Best..Person HUM
Best..Friend TUM
BEST OF LUCK
Mahek DOSTI ki ishq say kam nahi hoti,
ishq pe zindagi khatam nahi hoti,
saath agar ho zindagi main DOSTOUN ka,
to zindagi jannat say kam nahi hoti.
dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye
dukh sukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye.
Hum kisi ko bhulate nhi
Lekin jo hame rakhe yaad
Aisa yaar chahiye.
*D:- Dastak bhi na dey.
*O:- Or apna bana ley.
*S:- Sanso me basey jo.
*T:- Takdir jo sawarey.
*I:- Isi rishte ko kahtey hain *
Har qadam pe imtihan leti hai zindgi,
her waqt yadon mai ghumati hai zindgi,
shikwa karne ka to sawal he nai
aap jesa dost b to deti hai zindgi.
Teri palkon pe khwaab rakh gaya koi,
Teri sanso pe naam likha gaya koi,
Chalo vada raha tumse, bhool jana hamein,
Agar hum se accha tumhein mil gaya koi,.
One stone iz enough 2 break a glass,
One sentence iz enough 2 break a heart,
One Second iz enough 2 fall in love & one Friend iz enough 2 spend whole life.
Kanton k badle phool kia do gay,
Aansoon k badle khushi kia do gay,
hum chahtey hain aapse umer bhar ki DOSTI,
Hamare is sawal ka jawab kia do gay ??
Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah Hamara hai*
Yaad Aap ko Din mai 100 bar kya karte hain*
Jab na aaye kabhi SMS Aap ka*
Hum Purana SMS he parh lya karte hain
dosti k phool her mausum me khilte hain
dosti k badal her mausum me baraste hain
hum ap ko sms karen ya na karen..
phir b her waqt hum ap ko yad kerte hain..
Dard jitna saha jaye utna he sehna,
Dil ko jo lag jaye wo baat na kehna,
Miltey hain hamare jese dost bahat kam
iss liye KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA ; )
U now? If a=1 b=2 c=3.....y=25 z=26
Then L+O+V+E = 54 and
F+R+I+E+N+D+ S+H+I+P = 108
That is Friendship iz twice of love,.
Har roz 1 naya banjata hai DOST
Humsa na mila hai na mile ga tumhe DOST
Azmaish shart hai to dekh lo azma kar
Hum sa mil jae to mat kehna hamay DOST
Har kali tujse khushbu udhar mange
Suraj tujse noor udhar mange
Rab kare tu DOSTI aisi nibhaye
K ! log mujse teri DOSTI udhar mange.
DOSTI gazal hai gungunanay k lie,
DOSTI nagma hai sunanay k lie,
Ye wo jazba hai jo sab ko milta nahi,
q k housla chayie DOSTI ko nibhane k lie,.
Log Kehte hain k itni DOSTI mat karo k DOST DiL par sawaar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hain DOSTI itni karo k Dushman ko b tumse pyar ho jaye.
Jab kahin aag lagti hai tho log use FIRE kehte hai,
Jab koi kaam kaj nahin rehta tho log use KAYAR kehte hai,
Jab bhi hum sunate hai apne dil ki daastan kisi ko mu jawani
Tho log hame SAYAR kehte hai ...!!
college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,
usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai,
agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer
warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ...
zindagi hai to khwab hain,
khwab hain to manzilen hain,
manzilen hai to raste hain,
raste hain to muskilen hain,
muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA.
teri awaaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,....
to hum ghisa pita c/d player chalete hai,...
teri surat ke jab hume darsan na ho,..
to hum doodh lene tabale jate hai waqt hona chaiye kisike saath gujarne ke liye bhane to apne aap hi mil jate hain
Life is a BOOK We all read it,
Love is BLESSIGN we all need it,
Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE,
Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!
Jab tumhe bhi Tanhai mehsus ho to yaha chale aana..
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!!
MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya,
Mobile Dafna Dena,
Kafat Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena,
Koi Puche Rog Kya tha,
to Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.
Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY! HOW R U?
Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,
Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain...
Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,
Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain...
Mana ki Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge
Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge,
Wada Raha Hamara ye Aapse
Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge!
Arz Hai:
Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!
Aur vo itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
Woh ZINDAGI hi kya jisme FRIENDSHIP nahi.
Woh FRIENDSHIP hi kya jisme YAADEIN nahi.
Woh YAADEIN hi kya jisme TUM nahi..
Woh TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahin,.
har desh ki koi sarhad hoti hai bache ki koi zidd hoti hai or kitna intzaar karun tere sms ka kanjuso ki bhi koi had hoti hai
Kiss is not like Nokia...
Connecting People Kiss is not like
Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..
Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
U know what is ISHQ???
Ill tell U.
Its PEPSI.
P=Pyaar
E=Ehsaas
P=Pagalpan
S=Sabar
I=Imtihaan...
Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.12/- mein...
Enjoy ISHQ...Oye!!!Babli... ....
Tumko dekha....
tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....
to yeh khayal aaya paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!
You are ABCDEFGHIJK! (Read on) A - Attractive B - Beautiful C - Cute D - Dazzling E - Excellent F - Funny G - Great H - Hot I J K-
5 great peoples....
1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum So keep in touch... ;)
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.
AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.
kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.
sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.
HUMASE DOOR HOKE BHI HAMARE PAAS HO.
HAMARI SOONI ZINDAGI KI AAS HO TUM.
KAUN KEHATA HAIN HUMASE DOOR HO TUM.
YAADO KI ROOH ME HAMARI SHAM HO TUM...
KHUSHI KO DHOOND NE SE GAM MILATE HAIN.
YE GAM DUNIYA ME HAR DAM MILATE HAIN.
JO DUNIYA KE HAR GAM BAAT LE DUNIYA ME
AISE DOST BAHUT KAM MILATE HAIN.
CHAND KE PAAS ANEK SITARE HOGE.
MAGAR SITARO KE PAAS EK HI CHAND JHAIN.
AAP KE PAAS HUM JAISE LAAKH HONGE.
MAGAR HAMARE PAAS AAP JAISA DOST EWK HI HAIN.
Pathar ki is duniya me aksar kwab toot jaya karate hain.
Palako bhi sambhal ke band karana..
palako ke peechhe sapane bhi toot jaaya karate hain.
gar erada tumhara satana hai dil ko,
bata do diwana samhal jayega,
tumhe na mile bewafai ke tane dil hamara diwana smahl jayega.
Faisle aap khud badalte hain aur ilzam mujh pe aate hai...
Khud he karte hain dillagi mujhse aur phir khud he ruth jaate hain....
Pine de saaki abhi raat baaki hai,
Tere hatthon ka ek aur jaam baaki hai...
Jana hai ladkhadate hue maikhane se,
pine de abhi in kadmon mein thodi jaan baaki hai...
I wish for SUN to warm U,MOON to charm U,A SHELTRING Angle so that nothing can Harm U...Faithful friends near U and everything U pray GOD to hear U...Good morning....
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always...
AaNkH kHuLi To PhiR ...
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
hotho ki zubaan te aasu kehte hai.
jo chup rahte hai lekin phir bhi bahte hai
aur in aasu ki kismat to dekhiye ye unke liye bahte hai
jo in ankhon merehte hai.
When one door of happiness closes,
another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
Luv hurts,
luvs makes u fell better and makes u feel great about ur self but 2 have some like u in life made me 2 belive in love ......
I love u so much
Zindgi me jitne bhi aage jaoge,
Ek saya tum har dum saath paoge!
Modkar dekhoge to tanhayi higi,
Agar mahsus karoge to hum honge!
HEART RECEIVE =L=O=V=E= MIND RECEIVE =W=I=S=D=O=M= HANDS RECEIVE =G=I=F=T=S= AND... ONLY SPL PEOPLE RECEIVE MY =S=M=S=.
Maana K Bhul Jana Aap Ki Fitrat Hi Sahi
Magar Humein Bhul Jana Aap Ki Kismat MeiN Nahi
Agar Yaqeen Naho To Aazma K Dekh Lena
Apny Aap Ko Bhul Jaaoge Par Humein Nahi.. *
Wishing u hapiness as big as Ganeshjis Appitite,
life as long as his trunk,
troubles as small as his mouse,
and moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.
kabhi dost kahte ho,
kabhi dua dete ho
kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho,
par jab bhi hamey sms karte ho to
khuda kasam zindgi ka ek lamha bada dete ho
Time might lead me somewhere away from u & fate might wipe me from ur memory...
But Ill always be thankful that once in lifes journey we became friends....
Good Morning...
Agar bhigne ka itna hi shaukh hai baarish me,
To dekho in aankho me....
Baarish to har ek liye barasti hai,
Lekin yeh aankhe sirf tumhare liye barasti hai....
Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,
Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain...
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,
Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain...
Teri muskurahat meri pehchaan hai,
Teri khushi meri jaan hai...
Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le,
Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai...
A very original Good Night wish only for U!!!...
Beware of cheap duplicates....
Im the only authorized dealer for Good Night wishes....
Good Night...
Sweet Dreams...
Kasoor to tha in nigaahon ka,
Jo chupke se deedar kar baithi.....
Humne to khaamosh rehne ki thaani thi,
Par bewafa yeh zubaan izhaar kar baithi....
Zuban se keh nahi sakte,
Khuda se fariyaad karte hain...
Jab tumhara dil zor se dhadke,
To samajh lena hum tumhe yaad karte hain...
Bas yehi sochke tumse nazar milayi hai,
naye zakhmon ke liye dil men jaga khaali hai,
Tumhare bas men agar ho to bhooljao humen,
tumhen bhulane men shayad humen zamana lage,
Najane kya hai kisiki udas ankhon men wo moon chupake bhi jaye to bewafa na lage,
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Sirf kam karne ke liye paida hua ho
kam kar lena
Agar fursat mile kamse to hume bhi yad kar lena
Call,message nahi to ek miscall hi dena- Good Night
Ur my Roti, Im ur Kebab...
Ur my Rice, im ur Daal...
Ur my Carrots, im ur Achar...
we are just not the same without each other!
Till my next crunchy jilebi,
take care from ur sweet burfee!
bhooll se bhi kisi ko na rulana zindgi me sabko hasana ,
dusman ko bhi gale lagana fir bhi koi gam hoto apun ko phone lagana.
Funny Love Letter
neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam
shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
har pal mein sochta hon tum ko
kia karon koi aur kaam jo nehi hum ko
mein chahta hon tum ko iss qadar
koi aur mil jaey tu dekhon naa mur kar
tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai
tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai
mohabbat hai mujh ko sirf tum sey sanam
sach keh raha hon mein tumhari qasam
jhot mein agar kahon tu, tu mar jaey
a kash mujh ko aishwarya mil jaey
iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
bas tere he sang jo meri zindagi
acha nehi ke mein kar lo khudhkoshi
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
ab tu tere bin jeena ho gaya hai mushkil
haan ghar ke liye chahiye nokrani mustakil
dekho mujhey hai kitna pyar tum sey, ab tu haan karo
agar ab bi hai inkaar tu yeh letter agay pass karo
Rab ko dua karta hoon har janam me tujhe khusion ka sansar mile,
jo mujhe abhi sms nahi kare use puri zindagi apni biwi se bahan ka pyar mile
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!
ISHQ AISA KARO KI DHADKAN MEIN BAS JAAYE,
SAANS BHI LO TO KHUSHBOO USI KI AAYE,
PYAAR KA NASHA AANKHON PE CHHAAYE,
BAAT KOI BHI HO PAR NAAM USI KA AAYE.
G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GOD
Wada karte hain dosti nibhayenge.
Koshish yahi rahegi tujhe na satyaenge.
Zarurat pade to dil se pukarana,
Mar bhi rahe honge to mohlat lekar aayenge....
Agar sawan ki ghata ghire hai to grajte-grajte baras jayega...
Hogi dua uparwale ki to aapka naya saal haste haste gujar jayega...
bottle ma Pepsi say ziyada,,,
used socks may smell say ziyada,,,
Adnan Sami may charbi say ziyada,,,
mithai may sweet say ziyada,,,
pk ma coruption say ziyada,,,,,
I LOVE YOU
Tumhare yaadon ki mehak in hawaaon me hai,
Kuch apnapan sa bikhra in fizaaon me hai....
Khushiyan chume tumhare kadam,
Yehi dua mere dil me hai....
aakhir hamne dhood liya hai pyarr tumhari aakhon main ,
lagta hai ek saagar hai us paar tumhari aakhon main
Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte.
Humari to rooh me bas gaye aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
Aarzoo So Gayi
Har Khushi Kho Gayi
Sune Hai Raaste Ab Mere Waste Sirf Ek Yaad Hai
Ek Fariyad Hai
Sirf Tanhaiyan
Sirf Parchaiyan
Aasoon Ki Nadi
Dil Mein Hai Beh Rahi Kehti Hai
Zindagi Tum Bhi Is Mein Baho
Har roz dubta Suraj dekhta hai shaam ko,
Bahut bar dekha rang badlte aasmaan ko.
Par main wahi purana Dost hoon aapka,
Jo har haal me karta hai intezar aapke paigaam ka...
Sweray twadi yad aai asi miss kita.
Dinna te twadi yad aai asi miss kita.
Ratta wich twadi yad aai asi fir miss kitta.
Jadoon jan te ban aai te ASSI SMS KITTA.
Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye,
Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna gaye.
Hum to samajhe the ajnabi aapko,
Par aap to hume apna bana gaye....
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....
Ur SMS is pacemaker of my Heart...
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart..
Ur call is blood cirulation of my Heart ..
So plz keep my Heart Alive...
chand ko dhekte rahe,
magar didar na karsake,
tumse pyar karte hai,
magar izhaar na kar sakhe....,
Tera intzaar karke har raat ko tanha so jata hun.
Subah hote hi phir tere milne ki aas me aankhe bhichata hun.
Ye silsila ab tum khatam kar do,
ek din milne ka mukarar kardo.
The eyes r speaking......
words i cant speak.
listen to them...
they r only for u.
U r not in my dreams neither m i.
Come let me see u.....
let me get lost in u.
Beauty is a precious trace that eternity causes to appear to us and that it takes away from us.
A manifestation of eternity,
and a sign of death as well.
Kya kar rahe ho?
busy ho?
kitne buzy ho?
thode ho?
ke bohat ho?
ager thoda ho tu SMS kyo nahi karte ho?
aur ager zyada ho to,
SMS kyo padh rahe ho??:!
Chand ki diwaar na todi par pyar bhara dil tod dia,
Kuch chiller paiso ke liye Tum ne $M$ kar na chod dia.. :)
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Saza ye khub mili tumse dil lagane ki.
Nazar lagi hai mere pyar ko zamane ki.
Ab to kabr me se bhi nikalke kahte hai hath mere.
Hame To HASRATEIN rah gayi tum he gale lagane ki
Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.
Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete.
Jo mor aapko kamyabi dilaye.
har lakeer ko ussi taraf mor dete.
Dil unko dundta hai ghum ka shringar karke.
Aankhe bhi thak gayi ab intzaar karke..
lagta hai naseeb me nahi hai jo chhahate hai hum,
to kya fayda kisi se ijha r karke,
Sweet Raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;
BEAUTIFUL raho Fair & Lovely ki Tarah;
Tension free Raho CHILD ki tarah;
Aur Smart Raho meri tarah.
Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yuhi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI hume UMRABHAR Chahiye...!!
koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse...
ye aarzo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse...
bas ek baat ki umeed hai apse...
pehechaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse...
Aye khuda teri mehfil me haath uthaye fariyaad karte hai,
Sambhale rakhna us amanat ko jise hum tanhai me yaad karte hai.
Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake.
Jisko chahte the, use hum pa na sake.
Yeh samjhlo k dil tootne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi,
hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi,
hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,
hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi.
Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse.
aik doctor & nurse are searching for a mental opreation
they are wating for a mental who is reading this sms.......!
Aasman tumse naraz hai,
taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki
chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...
Humne khuda se ek duva magi,
duva me khud ki mout magi,
khuda ne kaha mout to tuze de du,
mager use kya du jisne tere lembe umar ki duva magi
dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata
Ae palak tu band ho ja,
khawabon mein unki surat to nazar ayegi,
intezar toh subah dubara shuru hoga,
kam se kam raat to khushi se kat jayegi..
Jiski
Talash hai
Usko pata
bhi nahi,
Hamari Chahat
ko Usne
samja hi nahi.
Hum puchhte
rahe ki
Kya
Tumhe
Humse
Pyaar hai
aur
Woh kehte
rahe ki
Unhe
pata hi nahi.
Hasi ne labon pe thirikna chod diya hai,
khwabon ne palkon pe aana chod diya hai,
nahi aati ab toh hichkiya bhi
shayad aap ne bhi yaad karna chod diya hai....
utray jo zindagi teri gehraiyon mai hum.
Mehfil mai reh ke bhi rahe tanhaiyon mai hum.
Deewangi nahi to or kya kahae?
Insaan dhoundtay rahay parchaiyon mai hum
Sawaal paani ka nahin, pyaas ka hai.
Sawaal maut ka nahin, saans ka hai.
Dost to duniya mein bahut hai magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahin VISHWAS ka hai..
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye.
Chahe pade gam se vasta,
Ek dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye....
Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai,
pyar me wo log gunah karte hai,
ishq wo junun hai jisme diwane,
apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hai..
Door hi sahi, kinaara to hai...
Timtimaata hi sahi, sitaara to hai..
Ho jaati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli..
Tinka hi sahi... sahara to hai
Ek tu teri awaaz yaad ayegi,
teri kahi hui har baat yaad ayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad ayegi,
har lamha pehli mulaqaat yaad aayegi..
Baba ji ka mela laga hai Haridwar mein,
parsad mein kanbal diye jaayenge kisi aur ko mat batana yeh SMS sirf selected bhikharion ko bheja ja raha hai. :-)
Dard ke samander main khud ko utaraa kab thaa
Hum tu doob gaye thay tum ko pokaraa kab thaa
Sab faislay tu muqader taay kar chukee thee pahlay
Humaray haath main muqader ka sitaraa kab thaa
Mohabbat Naam Hai Judai Ka,
Yeh Shuru Aankhon se Hota hai,
Isse Paida Kiya Dil ne,
yeh Khatham Sanso se Hota hai… .......
tum to sotay ho pholoon pay to badaan dukhta hai
hum nay kantoon ko seenay say laga rakha hai
Nazrein milte hi dil lagaaya nahi jaata,
har milne waale ko dost banaya nahi jaata aur joh dil me bas jaaye
ek baar,
unhe umar bhar bhulaya nahin jaata … .......
Dosti ki dastan waqt sunaega,
Aapko bhi ek shaks yaad ayega,
bhul jaoge zindigi k sare gham,
jab hamare saath bitaya ek-ek pal yaad ayega! .......
Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai.
Muskura kar gham bhulana zindagi hai.
Jeet kar kush hue toh kya hua…
Haar kar khushiya manana zindagi hai… .......
jaao tumhain to jana hi hai
apneizindagi ujale ki taraf le jana hai
hum to andere ke saathi the
ujala chal nahi sakta saath mere kabhi
Zakhm kuch aise mile phoolon per soya na gaya,
Jal ker dil khaak hua aankhon se roya na gaya
mere jalte hue dil ko na dekha kisi ne,
hanste hue chehare per nazar padd gai zamane ki
Samjha na koi dil ki baat ko,
Dard duniya ne bin soche he de diya....
Sah gaye jo hum agar dard ko chupke se,
To phir humko patthar dil keh diya...
Bikhre aansu ke moti hum piro na sake,
Teri yaad me saari raat so na sake.
Beh na jaye aansu me tasvir teri,
Bus yahi soch kar hum ro na sake.....
Khayaalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigaaho ko teri talaash rehti hai.
Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin,
Tere bagair tabiyat udaas rehti hai....
Waqt ke dayare se hum nikal na jaaye,
Aap ke dil se kahi hum utar na jaaye.
Hum roz aapko yaad dilaya karenge,
Warna kahin aap hume bhool na jaaye....
Agar hum na hote to gajal kon kehata...
Aapke chehare ko kamal kon kehata...
Ye to karishma hai mohabbat ka...
Varna patthar ko TAJ-MAHAL kon kehata.......
Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron....
Hum sochte hain ki tumhe kya dein,
tumhari Mohobbat ka jawab kya dein,
suna hai sabse accha tohfa GULAB hota hai,
par jo khud GULAB hai, use Gulab kya dein..
Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai,
wafa ke naam pr marna sikha deta hai,
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho yaar har
dard ko sehna sikha deta hai.
Dosti dil hai dimag nahi,
dosti soch hai,
aawaj nahi,
koi aankho se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jajbe,
kyonki dosti ehsaas hai,
andaj nahi......
Kyu hame kisiki talash hoti hai,
kyu dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai,
chand ko dekho vo b tanha hai,
fir b uski chandni se roshan raat hoti hai.
Is jaha me mohabat kash na hoti to safar-e-zindgi me mithas na hoti
agar milti bewafao ko saza-e-maut to dewano ki kabre udhas na hoti
aawaz sun paate wo is dil k rone ki.jarurat na padti hame u palke bhigone ki.
wo the hi kaha hamare jo gair hoe
hote ham unke to kosis na karte wo dur hone ki....!
Chala ja msg tu banke gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab,
agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas,
samaj lena k hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass.
Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,
jiske aasuo ko palko mein chupaya jaaye,
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,
ki agar wo rahe udas to humse bhi na muskuraya jaye
Kar ja kuch aisa yaari mai..
Ki thanx & sorry words beimaan lage,
Nibha aise yaari,
ki yaar tumhe chhodna mushkil aur duniya chhodna aasaan lage.
Baat chupti nai chupane se,
Dil rukta nai kisi ke samjhane se.
Ruk jati hai dhadkan usko bhul jaane se,
Hum usko yaad karte hai jeene Ke bhane se
Apni Wo Mulakat Kuch Adhuri C Lagi,
Pas Ho K Bhi Thodi Duri C Lagi,
Hotho Pe Hasi Ankho Me Majburi C Lagi,
Zindagi Me Pheli Bar Sanse Jaruri C lagi.
Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena,
Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari
Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath
ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha teri dosti ke sath
marna kabul hai.
Ya meri talaash ka jurm hai,
ya meri wafa ka kasoor hai,
jo dil k jitney karib hai,
Woh nazar se utna hi door hai.
SAPNO KI DUNIA SAJA RAKHI HAI,
MOHABAT KI JYOTI JALA RAKHI HAI,
MERE DIL KO AB KOI NHI BACHA SAKTA,
PATHAR DIL SE PYR KI UMEED JO LAGA RAKHI HA
Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye
aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi tut gaye
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu
yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..
Aye meri jindagi tujhe kis tarah main chahun
main teri hun sirf teri tujhe kis tarah bataun
bas yehi dua khuda se raat din manayun
is jahan se main teri baahon mein hi jaun
Dil ki hasrat zubaan par aane lagi
Tumhe dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi
Ye deewangi thi ya meri nazar ka dhokha
Har cheez mein surat teri nazar aane lagi
Mujhe kisine bewafa ka nam diya,
Sathi ne jaisa zehar ka jam diya,
Jo kabhi kaha karte the,
Hame bhula mat dena,
Unhone hi bhul jane ka paigam de diya...!!!
DIL ka Rishta hai Hamara,
Dil k Kone mey hai Naam Tumhara.
Har Yad mey hai Chehra Tumhara,
Sath Nahi toh kya hua,
Zindagi bhar Dosti Nibhane ka
Wada hai Hamara.
Kabhi teri Palkon me Jhilmilau main,
Tere Khayaalon me khud ko Bhul jaun main,
Beech Samundar me Jaakar daga mat dena,
Kaho to kinaare per hi DOOB jaun main.
Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha
Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha
Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho
Par humne to tumhe apni zindagi samjha
Agar tapakta Ashkon ki jagah Lahoo aankhon se...
Koi kisi ko phir shayed hi rulaata...
Dil ke tootne ki hoti jo Awaaz...
Too tumhein mere dard ka andaza ho paata...
Yaadein jo na aati yun khamoshi se chupke chupke...
To mere ghar ki Rounaq hoti teri mehfil se bhi zyada...
Na hota agar chaand mein daag...
Teri khubsoorti ka mujhe tod mil jata...
Agar karta na koi kisi se bhi wafaai...
To shayron mein mera naam kahan se aata...
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri d! osti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.
Bole to Munna Bhai Style! kia?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
____________ _________ _________ __
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN :
What is that?
CIRCUIT :
Air India
____________ _________ _________ __
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
____________ _________ _________
MAMU :
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
____________ _________ _________ _
MAMU :
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Sindhi sikhna padega. Kuch hal batao.
MUNNA BHAI :
Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU :
Meinay ek Sindhi baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
____________ _________ _________ _
PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
____________ _________ _________
MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
____________ _________ _________ __
CIRCUIT :
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU :
Nehin.
CIRCUIT :
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
____________ _________ _______
MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.
MAMU :
Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun babu g ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Mere SMS Ko tere INBOX mea PANA mil jayee...
Jo tu REPPLY na karay tu tara Mobile FANA ho jayee..
Subhanallah Subhanallah
Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki?
Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.
Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari,
Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari,
Baat maano hamari ban jao brahmchari,
Ye jaankari janhit me jaari
What is d diff
btwn
daava n daru?
Dava
is lik ''grlfrnd"
dat comes
with expiry date
n
daru
is
like ''wife''
jitni purani hogi
utni sir pe chadti hai.
1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha,
"Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai
Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte naujawan kyounki...
Jab Khuda meherban to GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.
Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary.....
Sardarji : Oye!!!
Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni
thi na!
Om namah shivaye
om sai ram
wahe guru
jai shri krishna...... ... ............
dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai...khud hi jap le..."Papi".
English teacher: "One cute & young girl is walking on d road."
Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: "Oh GOD, what a piece!!!
BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi khayega,
use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.
Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega.JAI BANIA.
L¤vë Më Фñt Hãtë M€ Hãtë M€ Фñt £ëåvë Më £ëãvë M€ (3üt Фñt F¤®gët M€{ADream As If You'll Live Forever.
Sachi Btao SMS Ache Hai Na ?? To Forward Karo Na....****he Hai? Dushmano Ko Karo Fwd Likin Karo Zror...Kya Pata Jis Ko Upper Walay Nay Tumharay Liyay Banaya Hay Usay Kahin Say Milay r Wohi Parh Lay ;)
If u save this msg, it means Umer is cute. If u edit this, Umer is still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that Umer is cute & if u erase or copy it in ur signature it means that, u r jealous of me coz Umer is always cute! ;)
Ek Shaam Aati Hai Teri Yaad Leker,
Ek Shaam Jati Hai Teri Yaad Deker,
Hume To Uss Sham Ka Intezaar Hai,
Jo Aaye Tumhe Sath Leker..
MAIN AKELA KAHA TERE WAJOOD KA SAYA SAATH HAI
JAWAN RAAT MAI CHAAND CHANDNI KE SAATH HAI
DURIYA KAHA DOOR KAR PAATI HAI
HUME SAPNO MAI HI SAHI TERE HAATOHN MAI HAATH HAI
Pal aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paaye,
Zamaae ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye...
Na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib,
Chod diya unhone aur hum sawaal na kar paaye...
yadon mein kabhee aap bhi khoyae hongae,
khulee ankon se kabhee aap bhi soyae hongae,
mana hasna hai aadath gum chupanae ki,
par haste-haste kabhee aap bhi royae hongae!!!
Shaadi Per Saja Tayre Ghar Ka Darwaaza Hoga ...
Kuch Hi PhooL Barsaingay Tum Per.
Per Phoolo Say Saja Mayra Janaaza Hoga
Bas yahi tak tha saath hamara intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara kab hogi is kambhakat mobile mein roshini aur kab ayega sms aapka
Dur hote huve bhi Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.
Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mahak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chuha karo,
jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye,
is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!
main lafzon se ikraar nahi kartha,
iska yeh mathlab yeh nahi k mai tujhse pyar nahi karhta,
kuch to hai teri ada mein e zalim,
isiliye main tujhe chahne ki khata bar bar nahi kartha
Jaan ki baazi laga di juari bankar,
Dil hatheli pe le aaye pujari bankar....
Jis roz tere mandir ke darwaaze khulenge,
Maang lenge tumko bhikhari bankar....
Woh kahi bhi rahe sar pe unke ilzaam to hai,
Unke haathon ki lakiron me mera naam to hai...
Woh sitamgar he sahi,
Shukar hai unko dekh ke dil ko aaram to hai....
Roshni ho to diya jalta hai,
Shama ho to parwana jalta hai....
Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai,
Aap jaise saathi ho to zamana jalta hai....
Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota,
Pyar ke safar me kabhi puncture nahi hota....
Pyar to woh gaadi hai dear,
Jisme kabhi do se zyada passenger nahi hota...
Unka wada hai ki woh laut aayenge,
Isi ummed pe hum jiye jayenge....
Yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyara hai,
Kar rahe the kar rahe hain aur kiye jayenge...
Tanha khud ko kabhi hone mat dena,
Aankhon ko kabhi rone mat dena....
Bahut khaas ho tum mere liye,
Is khayal ko apne se juda hone mat dena....
Zindagi ke validity period se gum ko karo delete,
Khushi ko save
rishton ko recharge
dosti ko download
phir dekho
zindagi kitni polyphonic hoti hai....
Aapko ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya,
Kya kahu aur kehne ko kya reh gaya..
Aate aate mera naam sa reh gaya,
Uske honthon pe kuch kaanpta reh gaya....
Zindagi me kuch pal aise aayenge,
Jab hum tumhare saath na reh payenge....
Tum mayus na hona un raahon par,
Hum tumhare dil me honge sirf saath na chal payenge....
Chupke se koi dil sama jata hai,
Hame tadpane me jise bada maza aata hai....
Koi itna dard de gaya humko,
Par kambakhat dil ko usi pe pyar aata hai....
Kisi ke dil me basna bura to nahi,
Kisi ko dil me basana khata to nahi....
Gunah ho yeh zamane ki nazar me to kya,
Zamane wale Khuda to nahi...
Aansu ki kimat wo kya jaane jo har baat pe aansu bahate hain....
Aansuon ki kimat unse pucho jo gum me bhi muskurate hain....
Bagair jaane pehchane iqrar na kijiye,
Muskura ke dil ko beqarar na kijiye....
Phool bhi de jaate hain zakham gehra,
Har phool par yu aitbaar na kijiye....
Zindagi jeene ke kabil na hoti,
Agar kisi ne mohabbat banai na hoti....
koi maut ki tamanna na karta,
Agar mohabbat me bewafai na hoti....
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare....
Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai me,
Lekin ji bhi to nahi pata tanhai me....
ajj chand pe noor hai.
is baat ka chand ko ghoroor hia
hum kiss per gharoor kareay
zalim humra too chand he hum say door hai
Rukwa dena mera zanaza jab unka ghar aaye,
Rukwa dena mera zanaza jab unka ghar aaye..
Shayad woh jhank le khidki se,
Aur mera dil dhadak jaye....
Jiski qurbato mein hamein apna naseeb nazar aaya tha,
jisko bade armaano se apni zindgi mein laya tha,
basa rakha tha aagosh-e-tasavvur mein jisko,
wo to mera raqeeb bankar mere kareeb aaya tha..
KANJUS KI JINDEGI BHI KYA JINA KABHI MERI TARAHA JIYA KARO ROJ MERE SMS PADH KAR SHARAM NAHI ATI KABHI KHUD BHI SMS KIYA KARO
Karke dosti hum kisi ko nahi bhulate,
Zindgi bhar hum dosti hai nibhate,
Na ho tumhari dosti me battwara isliye to hum naye dost nahi banate
Sharifo me koi chor nahi hota,
Kauwo me koi mor nahi hota,
Naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota,
Arre yaar humse jo kare dosti vo bore nahi hota!
Socha tha na honge zindagi me kabhi ruswa,
magar pyar ki ruswai tabah kar gai,
gaye the mehfil me ghamwahan bhi tanhaai apna farz ada ker gai...
Zindagi woh jo teri bahon main guzre !
Raath woh jo tere khabo main guzre !!
Hasi woh jo teri hasi par aye !
Aasu woh jo teri yaad main aye !!
Kyoun humeme kisi ki talash hot hai...?
youn Dil ko kisi ki aaash hoti hai...?
Chand ko dekho, woh bhi toh Tanha hai,
Fir bhi Chandni se Roshan Uski Raat Hoti Hai....
Wada woh na karo jo nibha na sako,
pyar usse na karo jise paa na sako,
sach to ye hai ki pyar kisko milta hi nahi,
kyunki pyar ka pehla shabd hi adhura hai
Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara nahi jaata,
Har naam ko sar-e-aam pukaara nahi jaata.
Hoti hai pyar mein kuch raaz ki batein,
Yunhi to is khel mein hara nahi jaata....!
dhundogeto milhi jayega,
magar koun tumhe hamari tara chahega,
tumhe jarur koi chahato se dhekhe ga magar oho ankhe hamari knahase layega,
tumhare sath yea mausam foristo jaisa hai,
tumhare bad yea mausam hame bahut satayega.
Jitna pyar hai aapse,
Us se aur jyada pane ko jee chahta hai....
Jaane woh kaun si khoobee hai aap me,
Ki har rishta aap se banane ko jee chahta hai....
Tera haath, haath main ho agar,
to safar hi asal hayaat hai.
Mere har qadam par hain manzilain,
Tera pyaar agar mere saath hai.
Meri baat ka meri hum nafaz tu jawaab day kai na day mujhay, Teri aik cup main jo hai chupi,
wo hazaar batoon ki baat hai.
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge....
Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,
Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge...
Kuch pal ki mohlat hai,
Mil ke do ghadi je le...
Ranjishon ke saaye me umar kya bitana hai,
Dil me wafao ke rang bhar lo zindagi bhar muskurana hai....
FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL
amongst all FOOLS
The full form of LIFE-
L=LOVE,
I=IMAGINE,
F=FRIEND,
E=EMOSION.
If there is no FRIEND(F),LIFE bcomes LIE.
if i have u r smile i dont need flowers.
if i hear ur voice i don need music.
if u talk 2 me i don need any1 else
&
if u r my frd. i don need this world
Usne gam deke bataya meri kismat kya hain,
main bhi gam kha k bata du k mohabat kya hain,
zamana kyo pareshan hain meri tanhayi par,
itni gehryi me jane ki zarorat kya hain.
yeh zindgi to ek juwa hai jo main hus kai hari jaha ra hoon.
koi kadardan na mila is zamane mai yeh shisha toot gai dekna dikana mai
Soch ko badlo,
Sitare badal jayenge,
Najar ko badlo,
najare badal jayenge,
Kashitiyan badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishao ko badlo, Kinare badal jayenge
Aasman tumse naraz hai,
taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...
I cant find a reason why God gave you to me But thats not the question to be asked May be the question is how did God know that I needed a person like you
yaado ki bahane dhunda karta hoon,
dil se tume bulaya karta hoon,
dubti huyi kasti se kinara manga karta hoon,
bas yu sitaro se appki batte kiya karta hoon
Aap ki is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
jo khud GULAB hai usko kya gulab du
Nikalte hai aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,
Toot jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,
Aisi koi raat nahi hoti....
Lena kisi din hamari khabar,
Kaise raat kategi tere bagair...
Chalte hue raah pe rakhna nazar,
Kahi tere pairon ke niche na ho meri kabar...
Koi gila,
koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse
humse puche koi tanha gujarna kesa lagtahe,
bin tere ye zindegi kesa lagta he ,
sadiya simatke jese lamohome agayi ho sanso ke bina dil ka dhadakna jesa hotahe.
Tere husn ki tareef karne wale lakhon hai sahi,
Hamare alfaaz bhi kuch gairon se kam nahi.......
Ae item!
kaisa hai re ?
tera bahut memory aa rela hai .
ita tem ho gela he tere ko deka bhi nai.
Aka life mein tere jaisa ek hi mamu mila apunko.
mis toh karenga na!
kesa hai tu ?
Aaj hai Sabhi Masroof,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai,
Koi Ghar Banane Mein,
To Koi Ghar Jalane Mein.
Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho mein namisi thi,
sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....
Tumne Sab Luta diye Ashq Meri Palko Ke,
Ik Zamaana Lagta Hai, Aainey Sajaane Mein
maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke,
tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya badam samajh ke.
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer,
beautiful colour,
perfect taste,
really perfect and when the glass is empty
i just take the next one!
Jo chehroon pa aapne naqab rakhtey hain,
unke zulam bhi bay hassab hotey hain.
Yun machak machak ker chalte hain,
jaise nawab hote hain...
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Zuban pe tera naam rehta hai,
Dil tera pyar chahta hai...
Aur kuch nahi maangte hum Khuda se,
Hum to bas har pal tera saath chahte hain...
haramri khamoshi se ho kar khafa sab kehte hain
hum magroor rehte ain shayad aisi duniya dekhi hai
humne bheed main bhi logon se door rehte hain
What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!
Nazron se Nazrein Tum Churaoge kab tak,
Dosti aakhir Chhupaoge kab tak,
Mere Paigam Tumhe milte Rahenge yuhi Sada,
M$G ko Mere apane Mobile se Mitaoge kab tak?
Kal agar main mar bhi jaun,
e-dost mere marne ka gam na karna,
aansu bhi na bahana,
meri maeyat bhi na uthana,
sidhe upar chale ana,
party karenge
Teri khawish us waqt bahut tarpati hai..
sawan me koi boond jab hotho par aakar bikhar jati hai..
meri ruh bhi tarpne lagti hai us pal..
jab thandi hawa teri gali se guzar kar aati hai..
Aankhon mein tera aks utar lenge..
khushi tujhko deke gam udhar lenge..
Tere jaane ke baad aayegi jab teri yaad..
Tere khayalon mein hi waqt guzaar lenge..
Ruthna mat hume manana nahi aata,
door mat jana hume bulana nahi aata.
Tum bhul jao,
tumhari marzi..
Hum kya karen hume to bhulana bhi nahi aata
Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,
yaad meri aaye jab judai me,
mehsus karna tumhare hi pass hu me,
jab chahe dekh lena apni parchayi me..
Dil se...
"E kalam zara Ruk-Ruk ke chal ...
" Gazab ka mukam aaya hai...
"Thodi der thahar jäa kyunki.."
"Teri nok ke neeche mera dost ka naam aaya hai...."
KABHI PATJHAR MEH BHAR AATI HAI,
KABHI BHAR MEH BHI PHOOL NAHI KHILTE !
KISI KI LAASH PER BANTA HAI TAJMAHAL ,
KISI KI LASH KO KAFAN NAHI MILTE !!
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
roshan raate aur khubsoorat savera ho,
jaari rakhenge hum duao ka silsila,
kamyaab har manzil par kadam tumhara ho.
Neend na aaye raato me,
chain na aaye baato me,
huzoor humare saath waqt bitaya kariye,
dil nahi bharta in choti choti SMS ki baaton me.
Hum na
rahenge,
fasane na
rahenge,
Phir yad
aane k
zamane
na rahenge,
Tum yad
to zarur
karoge
humko,
Magar pas
bulane k
bahane na rahenge...
Tarste the jo milne ko hamse kabi,
aaj voh kyo mere saye se katrate hai,
hum bhi wahi hai dil bhi wahi hai,
na jane kyo log badal jate hai. .
Unko khabar hai mere tute armano ki,
aaj jarurat padegi kanch ke pemano ki.
Khali na hone dena jaam yaro,
varna fir se yaad aa jayegi gujre jamano ki...
Tere husn ki tareef karu to tarana na ban jaye,
Teri bewafai ka zikar karu to fasana na ban jaye,
Mat kar logon mein itna zikar mera,
Kahin logon mein mera zikar, tujhe chhedne ka bahana na ban jaye !!!
Khuda ne mujse kaha-bande ishq na karna ishq me tu deewana ho jayega.
Maine kaha-ae Khuda kabhi insan banke dekh,
ishq khud hi ho jayega..
Humsafar banke hum saath hain aaj bhi.
Fir bhi hai yeh safar ajnabi ajnabi.
Raah bhi ajnabi mod bhi ajnabi.
Jayen hum kidhar ajnabi ajnabi.
Hamein ashqon se palko ko bhigona nahi ata,
mile jo khusi to wuse khona nahi ata,
seh lete hai har gam haske or log kehte hai hame Rona Nahi Aata!
Milna itfak tha Bichdna nasib tha,
Wo itna dur hua jitna karib tha,
Usko dekhne k liye tarsti reh gai meri ankhen,
Jis shaks ki hatheli pe mera naseeb tha.
Hum jeete har bazi tabhi mashhur ho gaye,
teri hansi me hanse to ansu dur ho gaye,
bus ek tere jaise DOST ki badolat e mere DOST aj hum kanch se KOHINOOR ho gaye
Hatho se gir gayi lakiren kahi,
bhul aye hum apni takdire kahi.
Agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki khushi hatho me apne saja lena.
"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
ha ha ha ha ha
ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI
MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon,
Dil mein gum rakhta hoon,
pata tha aapka SMS aayega,
Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....
Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge...
Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ...
Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa :Ya sure,
Give me ur Telephone No.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the..
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...
HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Pyar Means
P-Phone Karna
Y-Yaad Karna
A-Azadi Khona
R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain,
hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak
chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.
To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki
mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...
hi!hi!hi!....
wafa tumme hai,
to bewafa hum bhi nahi
haya tumme hai,
to behaya hum bhi nahi
pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai,
par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE
Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,
Muskratay,
Khilkhilatay raho....
Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?
Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo....
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....
Tum hoti to aisa hota,
tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,
tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai
tum nahi ho!!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle 3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
3. Tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror....
2. Take mirror and just drop it....
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.
.
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....
If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!
Then..dont take tension..
bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...
so just go ahead....
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno.
Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo.
Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,
to aaina kehta hai,
”Beautiful Beautiful.”
jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI,
SMART HAI,
CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
Take a bowl...
fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror...
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor...
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba
Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,
Zehar ko zehar kaatta hai,
Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,
Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...
Train ruki khidki khuli...
Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha
Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
Har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.
Tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.
Khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..
Itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon
Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
wah! wah! wah! wah!
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah! wah! wah! wah!
Ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate,,,,,,,
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad! Irshaad!
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!
LovE SmS
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
Sincere Apology
Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
What is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends
newtons law of romance
newtons law of romance:- love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
it can only be changed from one girl friend to another...
breakfast
breakfast= can't eat bcoz i think of u. -
lunch= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
dinner= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
bedtime * can't sleep bcoz..... - i am so hungry!:........
A rose exclusively
A rose exclusively for a nice person like u 4m an ever nice person like me.
Keep the rose until it’s dry, keep my friendship until I die.
Knowing a friend like u
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways
And if Ever I Have to Let you go..
I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
Dictionary is the only place
Dictionary is the only place where death comes b4 life,
sucess b4 work & divorce b4 marriage,
but best part is friend comes b4 relatives.
There r 8 billion people around the world
There r 8 billion people around the world. I don’t know why I keep on messaging u.
may be because 7999999999 can’t replace a single friend like u.
one day Love and friendship met
one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
When the time comes for you
When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
I've seen angels in the sky
I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
If love were to be taxed,
If love were to be taxed,
I would be the highest tax payer.
you can't buy Love
you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily
Common sense
Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!
Promises are like babies
Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver
You need Money
You need Money to call someone Honey.
I should be more Affectionate
My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
i håtê Smî|îÑg
i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
Don't regret
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
Love makes life
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
No one is too young for love
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Love is like a cloud
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
It hurts to love someone
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
It takes a minute to have a crush,
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
I'm scared to fall in love,
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
People say you only fall in love once,
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
Love is to think
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
There are times when I fall in love with someone new
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
The hardest thing
The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
Meeting you was fate
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Always draw a circle
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
I'd rather be hated
I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not
Trying to forget someone
Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
Dance like no one's watching
Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.
LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD
LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.
You showed me how it is to be loved
You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
There's a warmth in my heart
There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.
I feel something in my heart
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT,
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
Without humor, life sux. Without courage
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
True love is like ghosts
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy
Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme
Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...
Cherish the person you love,
Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...
It’s hard to find someone
It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.
It is not being in love
It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD
TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...
I love you not because of who you are
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
Never frown
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
A memory lasts forever
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Meeting you was fate
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
God created men first
God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
The hardest thing
The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
There are times when I fall in love
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
Love is to think about someone
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
If the only possible
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
You asked me who I liked
You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
Looking back on all these years
Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.
I'm crazy for you
I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine.
I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.
People say you only fall in love once
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
Once Upon a Time,
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
A million words would not bring you back
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
You don’t love a woman
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
You come to love not by finding the perfect person
You come to love not by finding the perfect person but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
I have no regrets
I have no regrets i will never regret loving some one because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt.
Expect the people you love to be better
Expect the people you love to be better it helps them to become better But you don’t get upset when they fail it helps them keep trying
Many a man in love with a dimple
Many a man in love with a dimple mistake the mistake if marrying the whole girl.
Love is giving some one
Love is giving some one the ability of destroy You and trusting them not to do.
Men love because they are afraid of themselves
Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need some one in whom they can lose themselves, as smoke loses itself in the sky .
the hardest thing in life
the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
Tears in my eyes
Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you
Love is as a war
Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
I would like to be a tear
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
I feel something in my heart
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…
Falling in love is when she falls
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
The day that I'll die
The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
I miss you ... I need you
I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.
Love is hard and will always be
Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
It must have been a rainy day
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
If your heart was a prison
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
If a big fat man creeps
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
To the whole world you are somebody
To the whole world you are somebody....but to me , you are the whole world
If you are mad at me
If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
The world is so more beautiful
The world is so more beautiful with you around!
Lonely?
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
a sweet little rabbit
(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
Kiss me
Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
Like a rose needs water
Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
If the world was made of paper
If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!
A butterfly needs its wings
A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
Love...
Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....
I love you!
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
I hope that you finally understand
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
What is a flower without the sun
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
Of all the friends I've ever met
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
If I would get a rose
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
I love two things
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
Love is......
Love is....... to love more and more each day....
I want to share everything with you
I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2
Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Arre..listen.. 2ppl were askin me
Arre..listen.. 2ppl were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!
I miss you so
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
I am looking for a word
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
When the night comes
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
If the people we love are stolen
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop
lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
I wanted to send
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
What I feel for you
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
That I love you is no wonder
That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
What is a flower without the sun
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
Women admire a man
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
Without love I cannot live
Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
When a heart is the sign of love
When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
You are always in my heart
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
I miss you so, here around me
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
Love is Pure
Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can't cure
You are like the sunshine so warm
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
By following my heart
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
There are thousands of roses on this world
There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
I have the
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
If you fall in river there is a boat
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
Kiss is not like Nokia
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
You look so fine
You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine
Do you believe in love
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
L O V E ..
L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life....
Don't waste your time
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
LovE is Not HoW LonG
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
i håtê Smî|îÑg
i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
Don't regret what you've did
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
Every girl wants one guy to meet
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Last night I hugged my pillow
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
Girls are like phones
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Love makes life so confusing
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
Don't cry because it's over
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
Under the sea
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
When u were born
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy
Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...
Without humor, life sux
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
LovE is Not HoW LonG
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
Heart could only Love 4 a while
Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!
Love is like a bird
Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
wen i go wrong
wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short "YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR"
Be smart
Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
You can fall from a mountain
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
Dont" keep me in ur eyes
Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "Heart Beat" may remainds u thats there is "someone 4 u".
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